so i'm selectively participating in TMI thursdays (created by LiLu, in case you didn't know). it just so happens that i have TMI commentary, and it's thursday so don't get too excited that this will happen again :p
i had a bikini wax today. i like getting them done professionally because a) it's awkward to do at home, b) i fucking hate nair and c) im a lazy bitch. i've never gotten them regularly cause i wasn't sure it was worth the expense. a couple of places i went to were not really set up for proper waxing, and i always left thinking one side was more done than the other. (note to others: don't get waxed at a place that does nails. that's the mistake) this time around i decided that if i was going to do it, i was going to do it right. i'll spend an extra $20 for symmetry. so i did a little research on spas; turns out their waxing options are not as expensive as i'd thought. or i was looking at the wrong spas before :p i opted for the spa where we sent my mom for mother's day. convenient location, beautiful facility and free parking downtown. me likey.
first trip was new year's eve in prep for a certain weekend. BEST WAX EVER! my technician was such a doll. she was chatty, but not in that weird gynecologist trying to distract you from a speculum way. the spa uses waxing gel that hardens itself, instead of the old gooey waxy wax + cloth strips. the whole process took no time, and was pretty painless. LOVE
today was my second trip; same spa, same technician, same bikini wax. i prebooked and got a 10% discount (woot) so i was double happy. all was going fine, and then she asked me to lift my leg. um? ok. i thought she was checking that she'd gotten all the wax... uh no. she applied more wax... TO MY TUSH! not all over, but enough to make me wonder about my hairy ass. because clearly i have one if she's trying to wax it... she repeated the process on the other side, then sent me on my way... now i keep thinking about my ass stubble. is it noticeable to the casual passerby? is it prickly like leg hair when it starts growing back in? should i have my whole booty done? does anyone else have this problem? has he noticed? .....*brainsplode*
thanks, B. you're a lovely lady, but please keep off my rear. i'm too self conscious for that shit