reasons i never want to be considered an adult...
~because i still giggle at 55378008 on the calculater
~because i occasionally have the sexual appetite of a 16 year old boy
~because i enjoy spending my mornings watching nick jr. (hell yea, blues clues)
~because i also think hannah montana is the shit
~because i buy froot loops and eat them for dinner
~because i still let my mom pay for my car insurance
~because our family vacations always dissolve into "X's touching me! get OFF me or i'll fart on you"
~because i always get the bowl and the good spoon when mom bakes
~because i cry when an authority figure disciplines me (and not in a "please let me out of this ticket because i'm a girl boohooo" kind of way)
~because i own eleventy billion stuffed animals taking up residency at my parents' house
July 2, 2010
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6 comments:
Love it. I still have trouble referring to myself as an "adult" - I wonder at what point it feels natural?
lol the day that happens is the day i know i'm old
Yeah, i still think i need to receive a stuffed stocking at Christmas AND an Easter basket on Easter! Guess my family does NOT feel the same way!!!
hehe boobs.
LOL. Me too, me too. Especially the last one.
@Sarah: i'm on your side. luckily, so is my mom :) i'm pretty sure we'll keep getting easter baskets for ourselves until one of us pops out a baby lol
@tillie: hahahahah sometimes i think i should go back to the 3rd grade for that alone
@Britt: it's a step up that i'm no longer treating them like my babies (with their own medical records and library cards), but only a small step up :)
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