reasons i should get an honorary bros before hoes "man card"...
~i regularly say "suck it" and i definitely mean cock
~i swear like a sailor, in general
~i fall asleep 10min after sex
~i'm not as domesticated as i seem
~i'm a terrible feminist sometimes
~i pride myself on my GTA hooker count. it's four
~i love cars
~i'd rather be at home depot picking out power tools than trying on clothes anywhere for any reason
~i would probably ice you given half the chance
~i would never think about getting married in the fall because that would interfere with football season
June 21, 2010
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LOL man card granted :)
score! :)
I love this, haha! I think if you figure out how to get your card, you need to tell me how... I'm pretty sure I deserve one too! Haha!
You so deserve the man card!
~i would never think about getting married in the fall because that would interfere with football season
I AM THE SAME WAY! Seriously, what woman would ever do this?
This is awesome. Love this list. I don't think I could get married close to the MLB Playoffs/World Series and because I can't miss homecoming at my alma mater.
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