June 21, 2010

i'm a bro

reasons i should get an honorary bros before hoes "man card"...

~i regularly say "suck it" and i definitely mean cock

~i swear like a sailor, in general

~i fall asleep 10min after sex

~i'm not as domesticated as i seem

~i'm a terrible feminist sometimes

~i pride myself on my GTA hooker count. it's four

~i love cars

~i'd rather be at home depot picking out power tools than trying on clothes anywhere for any reason

~i would probably ice you given half the chance

~i would never think about getting married in the fall because that would interfere with football season

7 comments:

emily-jane.net said...

LOL man card granted :)

michelle said...

score! :)

MommyLovesStilettos said...

Love it!!!!

notahitchingpost said...

I love this, haha! I think if you figure out how to get your card, you need to tell me how... I'm pretty sure I deserve one too! Haha!

Sarah said...

You so deserve the man card!

JenRem said...

~i would never think about getting married in the fall because that would interfere with football season
I AM THE SAME WAY! Seriously, what woman would ever do this?

walkingwithnora.com said...

This is awesome. Love this list. I don't think I could get married close to the MLB Playoffs/World Series and because I can't miss homecoming at my alma mater.

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